Old thought, different situation

"So there I was, tied up to her bed. Motor oil smeared all over me. She came in with a saddle and a set of jumper cables..." Yeah we all know this line from Jeff Foxworthy. But what if it were a gamer. I had to think long and hard on this cause what would a gamer think of if he HAD a chance to "get some." There is a picture that I hope I can post here that basically says, "Gamers. Other people right now are having sex." So here is my line. "So there I was tied up to a chair. Dragon spittle dripping off my armour. She came in the cave in a chain mail bikini with a mace and dagger. I was in heaven." Yeah I know a little too graphic, but what can I say? I'm a gamer, that some days when the moon is full, or blue, or in eclipse, I get a little time with the wife. Since my wife has gotten pregnant, this pregnancy has been different. For both our boys, she couldn't keep her hands off me. So we are both thinking and hoping that this one is a girl. But you never know. We will see in about 6 weeks. Well to all, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I am hoping to blog one last time before this year is up.